Turkey Touch Football

Jason Gay's 26 (More) Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football was sent to us by a super subscriber.   I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post it in it's entirety, so I'll give you a teaser.

7. Sure, you can call holding in Thanksgiving touch football. You can also skip Thanksgiving and go to the Bahamas. Both are hard to explain to your family.

Check out the other 25 rules from Jason Gay's Wall Street Journal's article HERE

Hey, wait a minute... what are you doing reading the Round Up today?  You're supposed to be out there on the garden-lined gridiron.